avillanappears

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

avillanappears

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

avillanappears

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

eduardosaverin7

?

eduardosaverin7

less than 100 notes and someone has tagged this as a character from war and peace. tumblr is the best website on earth

kirbyofthestars

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

kirbyofthestars

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

paradoxgavel

ough spinach garlic cheese pizza my beloved.......

paradoxgavel

mi vida….. ma raison de vivre……..

blue-corvid

Before I… crack them open?

langernameohnebedeutung

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

blue-corvid

WHAT IS THAT

langernameohnebedeutung

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

langernameohnebedeutung

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

langernameohnebedeutung

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

asparklethatisblue

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

bonyassfish

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

langernameohnebedeutung

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

identitty-dickruption

someone tell the tumblerinas that you can raise an issue without deliberately guilt-tripping everyone about it

identitty-dickruption

okay, I take it back. I don’t think everyone is doing this deliberately. some of it is so deeply entrenched in tumblr culture that you probably don’t always notice you’re doing it

“nobody’s talking about this” -> you can just delete this phrase

“if you can’t reblog this, unfollow me” -> you can also delete this one

“x group can, and should, reblog this” -> remove the “should”. or you know. delete the entire sentence

your post will still spread all the important information without the guilt-tripping parts, I promise

trudemaethien

if an otherwise valid post tries to guilt trip me it’s a pass on the rb, sry.

wowitscoldoutpt2

Thank u to tumblr user identitty dickruption for putting this into words

magpie-misfortunes

the 'having a fun little daydream world as a child' to "i rely so much upon escapism to escape from the monotony of life that days seem to pass too quickly and sometimes i don't feel real" pipeline

lizardsfromspace

Ghost legends in England: The "Grey Lady" of Weltham Manor has been sighted for six centuries. She's a lady wearing grey. Though Weltham Manor burnt down in 1904, she haunts the ruins, and is said to wail over her fate.

Ghost legends in Japan: The "Nails-Hand Lady" haunts schools in Japan. If you are in a bathroom and hear nails running along the other stall - stay still. The Nails-Hand Lady is coming for you. If you tell her she's beautiful, she'll make you a Nails Hand Lady. If you say she's ugly, she'll kill you, with her nails in her hands. If you say you think all women are beautiful, she'll thank you for respecting women, before killing you, with her nails in her hands.

Ghost legends in America: The old bar in Icetown, Michigan gets cold sometimes, even when it's only -13F outside. This is theorized to be the previous owner, or perhaps the tragic victims of the incident in the early 1900s where the bar exploded and killed like fifty people, whose fates were not reported in any newspaper. Sometimes they lament their fate by tossing over ashtrays

biblically-accurate-dca

ALT

bring it in friend!

aropride

jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please

bogleech

Apparently neopets not only managed to ditch the NFT bros, but with the closure of the Jumpstart brand weeks ago, neopets is now completely independent for the first time since the early 2000′s, got millions in a new investment deal and are currently installing a flash simulator so that all their games and animations work again.